StraightDar 2008 In Development

Now that I am a world champion and I received a little extra cash, I have started working on StraightDar 2008. I was hoping to launch it on March 1, but once again, I fed a picture of Paul Stanley in, and got a reading of "sperm burper."

The lab is unsure how this could happen, so I have taken to writing the software myself. That said, I am only fluent in English, Klingon and Cobalt, and web browsers hate Klingon. This may take a while. I am hoping to have StraightDar 2008 ready for April.

Looks at me!

I'm on a date with a woman! Gay guys don't do that! Sure she's got a man's hair cut and Eddie Murphy dumped her, but look at her boobies!

I'm the king of the woooorrrrlllld!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today I feel like a little school girl. Like a thousand kitties are licking my feet!

I just got a sweet piece of ass!

5:43 left in the 3rd quarter and I just touched every little girl's dream -- Tom Brady's ass. Yep. I took a roll in the ha-dy for what seemed like forever. I'll never forget this feeling.

11:40 left in the 3rd quarter

Hey, I tipped a ball in the game! Have you ever seen a guy get more camera time and interviews than me and do less on the field. I didn't think so. I've got to get back to my modeling career.

I am so fucking cool

One of the best things about being famous is that you have connections and while I don't have my own Fathead yet, I do have the ability to request custom Fatheads. Now, I gather there are some approvals the company has to get in order to produce them, but with the exception of the Oklahoma Fathead I requested last year, Strahan gets what Strahan wants. Now tell me, what kinda fag wants a Fathead on his wall? No fag that I have ever met! I can't wait to get my Mermania Fathead up on the wall!

See I told you Paul Stanley was straight!

In this clip you will see a bare-chested, manly Paul threatening to shove a laster pointer up the ass of one of his fans. A gay guy would never do that! A gay guy would by him a glass of wine, maybe rub his back and then ask if he can shove it up his ass. See the difference? I thought you would.