Where is Stradar?

I have been receiving a lot of email lately asking when Stradar will be brought back. Unfortunately, it doesn't seem to be working correctly. Every time I plug in Paul Stanley of KISS, it keeps reporting that he is gayer than Charles Nelson Riley. As soon as I get this corrected, Stradar will be back.

Aske Me a Question

From time to time I will open the floor up to questions from my readers. This week I have time for two questions.



Q. Now that you are single and doing your own laundry, Bounce or Snuggle?

A. Are you kidding me? No self respecting man wants that sperm burping bear near his undies. How can I put a pounding on a man knowing that Snuggle Bear is caressing my pink tingly parts? I can't.



Q. What do you do with your free time.
A. I definitely do not have anything to do with HUNKAMANIA. I do not know anyone named Dangerous Dan and I have never filled the trunk of my Escalade with singles and driven to his home...if that is what you are after. Nor do I know his whereabouts.