See I told you Paul Stanley was straight!

In this clip you will see a bare-chested, manly Paul threatening to shove a laster pointer up the ass of one of his fans. A gay guy would never do that! A gay guy would by him a glass of wine, maybe rub his back and then ask if he can shove it up his ass. See the difference? I thought you would.

Straight Talk With Strahan

I've been doing some pretty gay ads lately, but damn, this ad is even gayer than Brady Quinn. They even drew veins on the wiener with mustard. What's Carson thinking? I can tell you the next time I go to get him in the sack and pull him to the ground and we begin to wrestle and sweat on each other, I am going to blow him a kiss and ask him if he swallowed it whole.

The after career

Ladies, start your engines.

What you see before you is a picture of me, Michael STRAIGHTman rocking the runway. Is there any question that what you see is 100% man?

Lesser men would have required a heavy oil or been two afraid to wear a loin cloth. Not me. Light oil and commando. That's right, I wasn't responsible if someone got poked in the eye or received a concussion.

Real men model. Posers and haters shop at Neiman Marcus. Now excuse me while I hit the catwalk.