Look for me in new Subway Restaurant ads with Jared! I tell him the great thing about Subway sandwiches is that they have more meat than burgers do. A gay guy wouldn't do that. Nope. A gay guy would be doing ads for Red Lobster and talking about how great their Shrimp Scampi and Parrot Bay Jumbo Coconut Shrimp are as well as how reasonable $14.95 is for these amazingly delectable dinners. Not Michael Straightman! I want more meat between my buns!
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