Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The after career


Ladies, start your engines.

What you see before you is a picture of me, Michael STRAIGHTman rocking the runway. Is there any question that what you see is 100% man?

Lesser men would have required a heavy oil or been two afraid to wear a loin cloth. Not me. Light oil and commando. That's right, I wasn't responsible if someone got poked in the eye or received a concussion.

Real men model. Posers and haters shop at Neiman Marcus. Now excuse me while I hit the catwalk.