Straight Talk With Strahan

I've been doing some pretty gay ads lately, but damn, this ad is even gayer than Brady Quinn. They even drew veins on the wiener with mustard. What's Carson thinking? I can tell you the next time I go to get him in the sack and pull him to the ground and we begin to wrestle and sweat on each other, I am going to blow him a kiss and ask him if he swallowed it whole.