Since everyone knows that straight guys don't hang around with gay guys, I invited my old friend and former ex-Giant great, Phil McConkey by to drop some serious queer science on you.
Hi everyone! Phil McConkey here. You may best remember me standing on the Giant's bench and waving a towel rooting the team on the field on to victory. That's right, waving a towel. Straight guys waive a towel. Gay guys drop their towels. As a female loving man, I can attest to the fact that Michael Strahan is 100% not homosexual. While I have not been in a locker room or hot tub with him, I would welcome the opportunity.
Cheers, Phil.
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